Random thoughts meme

Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
I would help her find an attorney to sue the doctor who did her hysterectomy, I guess.

When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Never. I’m not a violent person.

What is the last thing you spent money on?
Tylenol at the drugstore

Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
Lost

Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
I don’t eat either but I used to eat those Planters Cheese Balls — so Puffy I guess.

Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
I would probably name him after a man who means a lot to me — so maybe some combination of Zachary, David, Christopher, Dean, or George

Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Same thing here — some combination of Breann, Jill, Kimberlee, or Leslie

What are you craving right now?
Other than V D’O? Nothing.

What was the last thing you cried about?
Probably something stupid. My life is pretty good.

When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
They can keep it.

What color is your tissue box?
It is green with pastel flowers on it.

Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Yes I do. No it doesn’t.

Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
Family members and friends with health problems.

Do you wear a name tag at work?
We’re required to wear badges. We can’t get into our offices without them.

Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yes. I need to have another but the nightmares haven’t stopped from the last one yet.

What color is your iPod?
Black.

What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I don’t drink.

Are you happy right now?
Over the moon.

Who came over last?
My neighbor.

Do you drink beer?
Diet root.

Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No. But I have wished I were now and then.

What is your favorite key on your key chain?
Vehicle key.

What was the last movie you watched at home?
A Cool, Dry Place but I fell asleep halfway through.

What is in your pocket?
No pockets in these pants. But even if I had pockets there wouldn’t be anything in them.

Where do you hurt?
My throat is a little sore and I have a little headache. Thanks for asking.

What’s something fun you did today?
Laughed with my co-workers.

What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
I don’t shop there. But I like the housewares aisle at Target where they keep all the cool baskets, vases, mirrors, and things.

When is your birthday?
November.

Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
Only while I’m parked in the parking deck. Otherwise, no.

What kind of milk do you drink?
Skim. And it has to be very cold.

What is something you need to go shopping for?
I’m almost out of orange juice so that’s on the list.