Dear Man of My Dreams (Literally. It is embarrassing really.),
Happy 50th birthday! I have watched almost every one of your films (the few remaining are in the queue) and ALL of your Law and Order: Criminal Intent episodes over and over and over again (I am particularly fond of the 2003-2004 years) and I love you even more today than the day you first made me swoon in Mystic Pizza 21 (gasp!) years ago. There is just something about your eyes, your shoulders, your hands (oh man, those hands) that makes me very happy. Let’s not even go there with your butt in Mystic Pizza or your abs in Feeling Minnesota. Or was it the other way around? No matter, honey, you were smoking.
Did you know drool ruins a keyboard? So I’ve heard. I have no empirical evidence.
Have a wonderful birthday and 50 more entertaining years. And please do NOT be the next 50 year old celebrity to kick it this month. I would just lie down and die myself. And nobody wants that. I have fans too, you know.
Love and kisses,
The Woman of Your Dreams (in mine anyway)
Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 7:31 am
He’s looking very rough these days for only 50, I worry, too. He seems barely able to walk in the most recent CI episodes. What’s going on? Do you know? You’re obviously a much better fan that you actually know his birthday.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 9:52 am
I’m concerned too! He kind of has that bloated look around his face that you see on people who are drinking too much. Maybe he needs an intervention? Regardless, he DEFINITELY needs a big ole’ smooch.
Plus, VD’O brought Debra and myself and then you together. We owe him so much. Swoooon.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 8:51 am
Do not be embarrassed about loving him because yeah, I love him, too. Also? Have you ever seen “A Happy Accident” with him and Marisa Tomei? Not the best movie I’ve ever seen, but it’s not bad, especially if you have the Vincent-love.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 8:39 pm
I am not laughing at you….I’m laughing with you right? Right? Oh shit. Sorry.
Thursday, July 2, 2009 at 1:36 pm
As horrible as it is, I’m going to admit that I used to get him confused all of the time with Vince Vaughn. Then they were in “The Break Up” together as brothers and I thought “Well, at least someone else thinks they look related.”
Thursday, July 2, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I love Vince Vaughn too Apryl. In fact, now that V d’O is getting old and puffy, I might be shifting more of my love over to Vince Vaughn — that’s how fickle and shallow I am!
Sunday, July 5, 2009 at 2:18 pm
How in the world can the Mystic Pizza guy be 50??? When did that happen? He’s wearing it well, I must say.
Thursday, July 16, 2009 at 8:36 am
I thought I was the only one obsessed with him. He is a brilliant actor. Always able to change his face, his body, his style for each role from Full Metal Jacket to the Salton Sea and everything in between. Happy B-day. He has been looking heavier but not as heavy as he was last season. Maybe he is on the road to better health. Rock on and email me anytime to talk about V D’O